sufjansontag:

grimes week on glee is

• enormous melodramatic rachel berry production number of flesh without blood filmed on the never-before-seen mckinley high tennis court w/ marie antoinette costumes and fake blood borrowed from the drama club
• a boy says something sexist and the girls are MAD about sexism prompting a spontaneous cafeteria performance of “scream” led by tina rapping and all the other girls in the glee club doing the screams, with fork/knife/spoon/cafeteria tray percussion
• santana singing realiti in the music room backed only by an acoustic guitar making tragic faces at brittany who is sitting in artie’s lap for the duration of the performance… doesn’t move the plot along at all, exists entirely to show off naya rivera’s vocals, etc.
• the cheerios doing kill v maim at A Big Football Game for absolutely no reason but dianna agron looks so hot the whole time
• dalton academy warblers get wind that mckinley will be doing grimes at regionals and pull an acapella version of genesis out of their asses 
• mr. schuester yells at the glee club for not getting along during grimes week and says if they keep this up they’ll never make it to nationals which this year will be held in … california… cue conciliatory finale group performance of california